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Jesse Whiteman

A pure virgin, Demonstrates 100% virgin like behaviour and also obtains a micro penis.
by EshayGawd420 February 1, 2021
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Emily whiteman

A cow who can’t live a good life without hurting others. Mostly found in bins or on guys dicks. Her fanny is very fishy
“Cathrin do you smell that fish”
*emily whiteman pops up*” why hello there
by Ncs bitches March 18, 2019
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Steve Whiteman

A hot beautiful singer of Kix in which no one can beat. NOT EVEN RONNIE YOUNKINS
Steve Whiteman is the hottest man ever
by Kixkixkixkixkix February 12, 2021
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J.Whiteman

Is a sexy beast. He is the absolute boss and cool af 🥶🥶
by Therealyoneggg June 10, 2021
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silver haired middle aged white man

A coach, team owner, athletic director or public official who publicly excuses , colludes or conceals the illegal activities of an athlete/s for financial or professional gain to the detriment of wider society.

They can usually be found in newspaper and TV puff pieces defending the athlete with proclamations of "He did a bad thing and he regrets it , but he's good now."
Person 1 : "Did you see the news? The running back of (Insert sports team) just got arrested for breaking some guys face because he cut him up in traffic.
Person 2: Ahhh shit there goes our season he is going to have to go to jail.
Person 1: Nah his silver haired middle aged white man will be on the phone to the sheriffs office getting that shit squashed.
by ?fruit March 31, 2017
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Impossible White Man

A Sub-Genre of films which gets its name from Rod of "The Black Guy Who Tips" Podcast. the qualifications needed for a film to be classified are as follows:

1. No Super Hero/Comic Book Movies
2. It must be an action film. No questions asked.

3. The Protagonist CANNOT die in the end. dieing & being revived at any point is allowed.
4. Despite the name, Protagonists in said films do not have to be white or even male. just a human being with a vague set of skills being a badass under situations that would mean death for the average citizen.
"dude, are you watching the ENTIRE Die Hard Series?"

"Impossible White Man movies haven't been the same since the 80s. this franchise proves it"
by Mallard Redgrave May 22, 2014
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White Man Winter

The opposite of Indian Summer. Winter that is supposed to give way to Spring, but like a broken treaty promise, just stays on.
The Haudenosaunee wanted to plant corn, beans, and squash, but White Man Winter kept the ground frozen until mid-June.
by chingaleta October 7, 2011
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