Whitebread

Describes an individual who portrays characteristics of a stereotypical upper class white man (ex. has lawn mowed with no more and no less than 3/4in grass blade height, wears old spice religiously, who's actual religion may be vary depending on who's as they are trying to kiss). *term is sometimes used to describe someone who is not white nor had a wealthy upbringing, but still embodies these characteristics

Your from a nice home and have a great scientific level understanding of the bus route, and you can also somehow sing "boyz in the hood" Acapella.. actually perfectly. Your new name is"whitebread"

by Dogcatyes2005 October 20, 2023

whitebread(true definition)

this word is not to be confused with whigger, wigger, poser, honky, cracker, etc. anything demeaning a whiteperson. this is a white person(male), who grew up in the urban lifestyle (not suburban as for whigger), how he acts is because of his upcoming, listened to hip hop his whole life, had black people as friends ever since daycare, even has the swagger(dresses, vocabulary, voice, walk, etc). had to help take care of the family household(whether having to deal drugs on the block, working odd jobs, etc), most lack education but try to make something of themselves down the road, if ever caught out in the suburbs or country bars, they would either get laughed at because they would be considered an the whigger class, but yet has no clue thats how he was raised, so hes being himself. respected by black people and even accepted by them. the rappers paul wall, lil wyte and eminem, george jung(on blow) and myself joshua would be considered as whitebread(true definition), for how they were raised. also last but not least, doesnt overdo the ebonics language like some stupid whigger would

whitebread(true definition)

whitebread(josh)-hey whats goin on sean, how you livin?
sean(blackfriend)-not much josh just trying to stay afloat
josh-thats whats up, cool, well see you at school tomorrow
sean-alright whitebread...one

whigger(brad)-yo what up sean mah potna, whats crackalackin folk?
sean(stranger)-ugh who the fuck are you, what you doing in our neighborhood
brad-oh its like that, why you hatin fo? i wanna be your potna
sean-whatever you poser get the fuck outta here, before me and my boy josh stomp a mudhole in youre ass

by joshua001 March 11, 2007

Whitebread winner

The sole provider for a middle-of-the-road, clean-cut, middle-class family.

"Carl is totally the whitebread winner for his sorry suburbanite family."

by Choppermech December 31, 2018

whorebread

A general asshole who likes to piss people off and be a wanker all the time.

"Aww man, I heard that Johnny punched you the other day, what a whorebread"

by Infusion March 6, 2008

Whitebeard

Born as Edward Newgate.
The strongest pirate alive in the One Piece universe. He is 20 feet tall, closest to "one piece", loves fishmen, and has an army of nurses at his disposal.

Did I mention he can start earthquakes?

Pirate 1: Dam, Whitebeard is the man for freeing fishman island from the slave trade!

Fisher Tiger: Thanks for stealing my thunder Whitebeard.

Whitebeard: GURA GURA!

by Jimbei October 21, 2009

whitehead

To pull out of an engagement, usually at the last minute, after initiating the event in the first place. To renege on a social agreement.

Steve got up a kayaking trip for today, but he called late last night and whiteheaded us.

by jfl5 November 19, 2011

Whiteheadism

Doing a "Whitehead". This involves unnecessarily embarrising ones self. Comes from the antics of Thomas Whitehead.

"Dude, that was such a Whiteheadism

by Frommie lad! March 17, 2008