A "White Christmas" or "Stocking Stuffer" is when you sneak downstairs on the night before Christmas - when not a creature is stirring, not even a mouse - and pull down one of the stockings hanging from the chimney with care, place the stocking over your penis, jerk off in it, and then hang the stocking back up above the chimney.
by DHA0714 November 28, 2014
Get the White Christmasmug. by Rj14 December 23, 2014
Get the White Christmasmug. When two man are having sex and one cums on the others dick, therefor, causing it to look like snow falling on a Christmas tree.
by CrispyBusiness March 25, 2017
Get the White Christmasmug. A sexual act of which you have sex with a partner, cum on your partners face in the shape of a beard like Santa Clause, slap him/her in the face on each side to give them "rosy cheeks" and yell "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
I fucked this bitch in the ass last night pulled out and gave her a White Christmas, that's the last present she wants from me.
by B-Rad6977 December 15, 2011
Get the White Christmasmug. When two people are having sex in the snow and the male ejaculates on the woman's face, shoves her face into the snow until the semen freezes, and then grates it off with a cheese grater.
Hey man, I see that Jackie's face is still recovering from that white christmas I gave her three weeks ago!
by Sam January 19, 2005
Get the White Christmasmug. Greg gave Mary a White Christmas last night. However, it wasn't the White Christmas she'd hoped for!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
Get the White Christmasmug. by FunkyMaster December 24, 2008
Get the White Christmasmug.