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whelan

Irish name : whelan = faolain
translated as: wolf
the whelans where an irish tribe who controlled the deise region of waterford in ireland.
Hot girl: " Did you say your name was Whelan?"
Whelan: "yup"
Hot girl: "wow i heard all Whelans are hung like a horse"
Whelan: "Nah!! its more like a 5 horses"
by Moses666 April 22, 2008
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whelan

To drink so hard on a Friday, that you don't recover till about noon... on the following Monday.

or

To be so hungover that you miss work the next day.

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To raid your $50 a bottle mini-bar.

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To jump in the pool with your phone in your pocket.

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To have a great time.
"This project is such a mess, I feel like pulling a whelan and not even showing up tomorrow."

"I thought I had lost my phone, but it turns out I just pulled a whelan with it last night."

"I pulled a whelan with my mini-bar and didn't even make it out of bed for days."

"Work is killing me, tonight I need to go out to whelan hour."

"I drank so much, I thought I had whelan poisoning."

"Why didn't Mike show up for work? He's pulling a whelan."

"I can't wait for this weekend, we're going to take a taxi so we can all get whelan at the bar."
by MikeyW8 June 18, 2008
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whelan

some one who whities after 2 hits of weed
whelan is a stupid jeeeeewwwwwwwww
by egtfsw January 6, 2008
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Josh Whelan

Overall fuckin wanker who wears shin pads shoulder pads and a helmet whilst riding a scooter. This complete beta male is the definition of pussy
Josh Whelan cries at least 6 times a day, what a pussy
Josh Whelan has never masturbated
by Mr Rakib Ahmed March 27, 2020
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Shannon Whelan

Woah Shannon Whelan is Like Dayyumm!
by LiikeeDayyumm! May 8, 2010
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Stuart Whelan

A tall ass 6'10 guy who likes wearing burberry and teaching about chemistry
'God I love stuart whelan, he really knows how to make me smart!'
by OldManDownstairsHandle June 19, 2019
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Jamie whelan

common house scum, blamed for all the shiite on earth and the chav family.
Dude: MAN! Ur such a jamie whelan. dont stab me!!
Jamie whelan:Die ill beat u with my ginger hair and my bros porn mag.

SMASH(sound of a jamie whelan smashing car window for cd player)
by Legend 21 May 6, 2005
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