whelmed

When you're not overwhelmed, or underwhelmed. You're just neutral.

"How are you, Ginger, my love, my dove, my fire?"

"Oh, fair strapping lad, I am whelmed, that is all."

by Jinjus August 7, 2007

whelan

To drink so hard on a Friday, that you don't recover till about noon... on the following Monday.

or

To be so hungover that you miss work the next day.

or

To raid your $50 a bottle mini-bar.

or

To jump in the pool with your phone in your pocket.

or

To have a great time.

"This project is such a mess, I feel like pulling a whelan and not even showing up tomorrow."

"I thought I had lost my phone, but it turns out I just pulled a whelan with it last night."

"I pulled a whelan with my mini-bar and didn't even make it out of bed for days."

"Work is killing me, tonight I need to go out to whelan hour."

"I drank so much, I thought I had whelan poisoning."

"Why didn't Mike show up for work? He's pulling a whelan."

"I can't wait for this weekend, we're going to take a taxi so we can all get whelan at the bar."

by MikeyW8 June 18, 2008

Whelming

adjective

1. between underwhelming and overwhelming; just right; the perfect consistency.

2. average; in the middle.

3. mediocre

Goldilocks tasted little bear's porridge and it was whelming.

Want to come over? Two hours would be whelming.

by dressedinleather March 30, 2009

Whelan

an innovator, a pioneer, an inventor, someone that creates something completely new.

wow, your'e a whelan man.

by apostropherex October 25, 2010

Whelmed

When you’re not feeling overwhelmed or underwhelmed.

“I’m feeling quite whelmed today, Jared.”
“But that’s not a word, Evan.”

by TooGayToBeAPansexual September 24, 2021

Stuart Whelan

A tall ass 6'10 guy who likes wearing burberry and teaching about chemistry

'God I love stuart whelan, he really knows how to make me smart!'

by OldManDownstairsHandle June 19, 2019

Whelan

another word for the toilet

"hey liam, keep my chair, im going to the WHELAN"

by retlas July 20, 2009