Whelam 

You’re a top fucking boy swear down

Holy shit that’s the Whelam he’s pure wicked

Whelam by TheWhelam January 20, 2023

whelmed 

A state of being where you are not over-excited nor unimpressed, but just satisfied and calm.

"I know it's hard, but try to stay whelmed."
- Robin Young Justice (2011)

whelmed by RJDG-Fanatic May 18, 2016

Whelaned 

To get completely smashed; pound down brewskies

Dude we are toatally getting whelaned tonight!!!

Dude that kid is totally whelaned, he just fell down the bleachers

Whelaned by merrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr December 3, 2010

Whelanfare 

Awful food takes of a seemingly newly divorced man on a tight budget with the taste buds of a COVID patient

How was the BBQ?

Shit, full Whelanfare, did you know Aldi sells steaks now?

Whelanfare by AndyFastow July 12, 2022

Josh Whelan

Overall fuckin wanker who wears shin pads shoulder pads and a helmet whilst riding a scooter. This complete beta male is the definition of pussy

Josh Whelan cries at least 6 times a day, what a pussy
Josh Whelan has never masturbated

Josh Whelan by Mr Rakib Ahmed March 27, 2020

whelan 

Irish name : whelan = faolain
translated as: wolf
the whelans where an irish tribe who controlled the deise region of waterford in ireland.

Hot girl: " Did you say your name was Whelan?"
Whelan: "yup"
Hot girl: "wow i heard all Whelans are hung like a horse"
Whelan: "Nah!! its more like a 5 horses"

whelan by Moses666 April 22, 2008

Shannon Whelan 

The Sexiest Chick Around.

Woah Shannon Whelan is Like Dayyumm!

Shannon Whelan by LiikeeDayyumm! May 8, 2010