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Wheatley

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A wonderful little blue-eyed ball of anxiety and awkwardness who's not a moron and really needs a hug. Voiced by the awesome Stephen Merchant as a main character in Portal 2 who helps Chell through the abandoned Aperture Science until he's exposed to the robot equivalent of crack cocaine (canonically confirmed by the devs!) and gets way ahead of himself.

He's also currently in space, and probably really needs saving. Save Wheatley :(
Person 1: Hey, who's your favorite character in Portal 2?

Person with a functioning heart: Wheatley, duh!
by Some Friendly Gay Loser March 20, 2021
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Wheatley

Note: It's only fair to point out this article may contain spoilers.

Character from the video game Portal 2. Helps you through the first part of the game to the point where you remove Glados from power. At that point he betrays you and sends you to the abandoned part of Apeture Science, forcing you to form a partnership with Glados to stop him.
Wheatley nearly kills Chell and Glados so many times it's not even funny.
by Gaaraofthedamned July 30, 2011
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The Wheatland Stomp

The Wheatland Stomp is a solo sexual act performed by only the most experienced of anal accepters. The act involves defecation on the floor by the actor, then stepping into the faeces. Then, the actor places his foot inside of his rectum and continually "stomps" inside of himself, stimulating the prostate and putting the shit back where it came from.
Phil: "Oh, man, I had a go at the Wheatland Stomp last night. My ass really hurts!"

Callum: "Phil, you do that every night."
by dshban January 23, 2011
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wheatley

NOT a bad school..but simply a country club. where kids get away with everything and do what they want, when they want. no one wears the same outfit EVER. almost everyone's car is a bmw/lexus/mercedes/audi. everyone is a JAP
cutting a class when you had a quiz.. the teacher finds you later on that day, you don't get in trouble and you can make up the quiz.
by whateveryouwannacallme April 29, 2005
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Wheatland high

A shit school in the middle of fucking no where. It's a school of wannabe hoodlums that wouldn't make it for real, pot heads, hicks, and a couple of everything else. Avoid this shit hole like the plague
Fuck dude just imagine actually sending your kids to wheatland high.
by I want to end my life December 17, 2018
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Wheatland

Middle of no where. Like bum fuck Egypt no where. Nothing but stoners with coke head teens. Small little country town. Everyone knows fucking everything about everyone.
Aye yo bitch let's go to wheatland and get coke from Dylan.
by Y'alldontneedtoknow July 1, 2017
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Dangerous Dave of Wheatley

The motherfucking hustling pimp from the ghetto of Wheatley, known as "Dangerous Dave".
Often seen loitering near the Harrowden Road area of the Doncaster war zone, Dangerous Dave is well known for shooting any cunt who is heard listening to Texas.
Beware, he is NOT to be confused with dangerous dave - Dangerous Dave of Wheatley is much more ghetto and is not a fucking stain.
Who the fuck is that running at 300mph? It's DANGEROUS DAVE OF WHEATLEY!
by Unknown. June 22, 2004
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