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A wonderful little blue-eyed ball of anxiety and awkwardness who's not a moron and really needs a hug. Voiced by the awesome Stephen Merchant as a main character in Portal 2 who helps Chell through the abandoned Aperture Science until he's exposed to the robot equivalent of crack cocaine (canonically confirmed by the devs!) and gets way ahead of himself.
He's also currently in space, and probably really needs saving. Save Wheatley :(
A wonderful little blue-eyed ball of anxiety and awkwardness who's not a moron and really needs a hug. Voiced by the awesome Stephen Merchant as a main character in Portal 2 who helps Chell through the abandoned Aperture Science until he's exposed to the robot equivalent of crack cocaine (canonically confirmed by the devs!) and gets way ahead of himself.
He's also currently in space, and probably really needs saving. Save Wheatley :(
Person 1: Hey, who's your favorite character in Portal 2?
Person with a functioning heart: Wheatley, duh!
Person with a functioning heart: Wheatley, duh!
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Character from the video game Portal 2. Helps you through the first part of the game to the point where you remove Glados from power. At that point he betrays you and sends you to the abandoned part of Apeture Science, forcing you to form a partnership with Glados to stop him.
Character from the video game Portal 2. Helps you through the first part of the game to the point where you remove Glados from power. At that point he betrays you and sends you to the abandoned part of Apeture Science, forcing you to form a partnership with Glados to stop him.
by Gaaraofthedamned July 30, 2011
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The Wheatland Stomp is a solo sexual act performed by only the most experienced of anal accepters. The act involves defecation on the floor by the actor, then stepping into the faeces. Then, the actor places his foot inside of his rectum and continually "stomps" inside of himself, stimulating the prostate and putting the shit back where it came from.
Phil: "Oh, man, I had a go at the Wheatland Stomp last night. My ass really hurts!"
Callum: "Phil, you do that every night."
Callum: "Phil, you do that every night."
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cutting a class when you had a quiz.. the teacher finds you later on that day, you don't get in trouble and you can make up the quiz.
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Often seen loitering near the Harrowden Road area of the Doncaster war zone, Dangerous Dave is well known for shooting any cunt who is heard listening to Texas.
Beware, he is NOT to be confused with dangerous dave - Dangerous Dave of Wheatley is much more ghetto and is not a fucking stain.
Often seen loitering near the Harrowden Road area of the Doncaster war zone, Dangerous Dave is well known for shooting any cunt who is heard listening to Texas.
Beware, he is NOT to be confused with dangerous dave - Dangerous Dave of Wheatley is much more ghetto and is not a fucking stain.
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