handful your wheat thins

Slang for "fuck you all the way to the small intestine". Used only when that behavior would be considered negative.

"Bitch's sister grates on my nerves; told the skank 'I'll handful your wheat thins' the instant I met her, know what I mean?"

by goldenkid314 April 3, 2008

Wheat Thin

a hot beezy who is thin and everyone wants to grind her

ay check that wheat thin out

LETS GRIND !

by skim69 August 8, 2009

Wheat Thin

A crisp collared, finance bro.
-Likely has a vacation home in Connecticut
-Has more than five figures in a trust fund
-Requests sparkling to flat water.
-Golfs with the bros every Sunday while shotgunning the crisp cold refreshing taste of Bud Lite.

The Wheat Thins refused to attend the Monday meeting without first getting their top-grain leather shoes shined.

by Christopher Christ June 6, 2018

wheat thin surprise

When you open a box of wheat thins and find a giant dildo amongst the crackers.

Jibbie brought a wheat thin surprise to the super bowl party.

by jilmagui February 24, 2011

whaeat thins

wheat thins, but when you’re high at 1 am

person 1: these wheet things are fire
weat
whaeat?
person 2: you’re eating whaeat thins, you must be high

by empty chair May 8, 2020

pull a wheat thin

The act of getting completely smashed and doing something dumb.

Guy 1: "I can't hang out tonight, I'm going to Jay's party."
Guy 2: "Oh, well don't pull a wheat thin like you did last time; that picture is still all over everyone's Myspace."

by Kasey W. January 8, 2008

Saltine, Wheat Thin, Triscit

Same meaning as Craka... A caucasion male

You Wheat Thin

by TuFat Snaka November 7, 2003