Whanus

A person who has been fucked up the arse so much that they have an asshole the size of a whales blow hole

"WOW what a big cock you have... pity i have a whanus and i can't feel it"

by sihel May 15, 2009

Wangus

A literal god, has a universal knowledge starting at birth. Also a fucking nerd, but whatever.

Woah, have u listened to him speak, you can tell right away he's a Wangus.

by fuckingdonaldtrump June 3, 2019

Whongus

A whongus is a dick or penis.

"I swear to god his whongus was like 4 inches long."

by Smacky March 21, 2005

Whanus

A Whale Anus, a term coined from a very boring libary lesson, whilst reading a book on Whales. Used to berate very stupid people. Perfect for fat people who talk out their arse...

Don't be such a Whanus!

by W1k1 June 1, 2007

Wangus Khan

Genghis' long lost twin. Ghengis wiped him from all historical texts.

Wangus Khan smokes weinerburgers.

by Zack H. (pro TDer) March 21, 2005

Van Wangus

One who drives riced out mommy van,puts exhaust and rims on it. Including neon lighting and subwoofers inside a mommy van. And has a handicap sign on the lisence plate. He also resembles Beetle juice from the Howard Stern show

"HEY look there goes Van Wangus!!!!!"

by Brownie April 20, 2004

Wangus Meenus

1) Undersized, unimpressive male reproductive organs.

2) Small meat.

That waitress told me that the chef has Wangus Meenus. I don't know how he can live with small meat.

by sam ward June 15, 2007