whamp

to masturbate, usually in an insincere or half-hearted manner

Frederick can't come to the phone right now; he's whamping upstairs.

by captspanky February 22, 2009

whamp

Originated in San Diego, another word for the penis.

Girl I got a big ol' whamp, wanna suck my dick?

by Jeffymeh October 22, 2008

whamp

a quick, swift hit to the rear portion of one's head.

If you have a headache, the last thing you want is a good whamp.

by Hunter Roush August 4, 2003

Whamp

For those who grew up in the quirky town of Northampton, MA aka HAMP there is an alternate name that expresses how lame the town is. By combining HAMP with Wham you get the shitty town of Whamp.

Please tell me you're not going back to Whamp this weekend.

by I learned from lesbians July 19, 2019

Whamp

A slang word, often used to describe something as extremely large

Oi mate that trees fockin' whamp

by Egg-Bongwater April 9, 2019

Whamp

A combination of the words ‘wham’ and ‘womp’ -meaning big

‘hey dude have you seen her forehead?’
‘yeah man, its whamp’

by oops;) August 15, 2018

whamp it

Whamping it is the art of living life to the max. Like going balls out.

"Dude, let's just fucking whamp it"

by Whamp master September 21, 2018