whalenos

big whale

whalenos sparking again

by gusticus July 14, 2018

whalen

When a man poops onto a frozen dinner, microwaves it, and serves it to himself and another man.

I was famished after a hard day's work, but luckily, my friend served up a whalen and I was satisfied... hell yeah, I was satisfied...

by Buford X September 29, 2006

Whalen

Mr. Steal your girl. Big big man, hits the weight room daily. Class clown but not scared of D1 linemen

I’m the big whalen

by Whallee1010 February 27, 2020

Addy Leggings of the Whalein

A rare type of pantwear only dropped by Champion Fat Hungry Bitches

Stats are as follows:

Immune to knockback, -99% move speed, immune to fast, permanently confused, berserked, and slept, -100% incoming damage, any projectiles to hit the wearer will be reflected with the power of 700 lbs of dino fat

Dude, I peekayed a Champion Fat Hungry Bitch, and it dropped an Addy Leggings of the Whalein!

by Ticklemaster Plexitex October 21, 2012

Matt Whalen

Drummer of the band The Matches, originally from Oakland, CA. Constantly used as a punchline.

"Everything we do is inspired by Matt Whalen" - Shawn Harris, The Matches "Matt Whalen... Still Matt Whalen"

by Melanie Stryder August 8, 2008

Whaleing

a sport or game played between men. often played at played at large parties or social events that include the consumption of alcohol. it involves seeing which man can bring home the largest girl or "whale". poking or "harpooning" is hazardous but is recommended. winner is declared by an offical weigh in once the "whale" is incapacitated (passed out). players will often be refered to as ishmael or ahab.

yo, lets go whaleing.

by Tim MacDonald December 1, 2006

Lucia Whalen

a nosy-ass white woman who decides it is her duty to protect her neighborhood from black men, even if these black men happen to be affluent, long-time residents of said neighborhood.

Heed this warning: Temporarily remove your hoodie upon exiting my home, as there is a lucia whalen who lives next door.

Regrettably, I find myself in jail, once again, because that lucia whalen on my block has yet to comprehend that I own a house on the same block that she does.

by Johnnycake12345 July 26, 2009