wet burrito

Having diarrhea in any type of taco shell and then eating it.

There was nothing good to eat last night so I decided to go to the bathrooom to make me up a wet burrito.

by racer baby June 19, 2011

Wet Burrito

The process explaining urination by a male consenter, whilst the erect phallus is located within the rectal orifice of their sexual counter part

"baby im hungry and thirsty, gimme dat wet burrito!"

by Thechef July 7, 2018

wet burrito

A wet, hot, brazilian waxed Vagina belonging to a human female

my ex girlfriend always had a wet burrito

by lagingerbreadman May 1, 2005

wet burrito

premature ejaculation

I tried to order the fish tacos but I was distracted by the hot girl at del taco and received a wet burrito instead.

by Garthdog October 17, 2008

wet burrito

requiring a body of water, a wet burrito is banging a chick from behind and when you're about to cum, pull out, nut on her back and boot her into the body of water.

She looks like she's jonesin for a wet burrito.

by Wake Jitsu December 31, 2007

wet burrito

After intercourse, a man defecates (takes a nicely logged shit) in the woman's vagina.

Sure, the sex was great, but nothing tops the wet burrito I gave the bitch when I was done.

by N8 Dogg November 4, 2003

Super Wet Burrito

After intercourse, a man defecates on the woman's vagina, in an extremely wet and loud manner.

Also the name of a particularly gross food at a michigan restaurant that slutty douchebag waitresses try to serve you

I ate laxatives for breakfast, so when i was done, i gave her a crazy-ass super wet burrito....which brings me to this. When did i eat corn?

"The super wet burrito is really tasty, i'd recommend it!"
-douchebag waitress

by billiard penis 5 August 25, 2007