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wet seal 

Wet seal is basically when you slap a girl in the face with your semi-hard dick. Variations include a facial THEN a wet seal, or a wet seal followed quickly by another wet seal in the other direction. Whenever wet seals are performed, they must be declared. You must let the person know that they have been wet sealed. This also applies to the non-literal definition of wet seal in which you just make someone look like an idiot.
You've just been wet sealed!
wet seal by Tim April 3, 2005
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Wet Seal 

When Job wraps a chick in the spinning yoyo string, then as she gets third degree friction burns, he rides her to orgasm and uses the string to throw her in a nearby body of water.

The cum covered carcass looks like a seal in the water.
Oh man. Did you see that epic wet seal Job pulled last night?
Wet Seal by Jac/k/al October 29, 2014

Wet Seal 

A sex position that requires either a pool with jets or a hot tub. The girl is on the side of the pool with the jets blowing on her from the front while the guy is fucking her from behind.
Last night we snuck into the pool and did the wet seal!
Wet Seal by The V Dolphin September 2, 2010

Wet Seal 

The act of wacking off in a condom, flipping it inside out, and fucking your girl.
Also, using your friends used condom is a great alternative.
Pete waited for nancy (after wacking it hard) after her long working day and decided to give her a nice wet seal.
Wet Seal by Mike1356 October 13, 2010

Wet seal 

a sexual position in which the girl lays flat on her stomach, a man puts lubracation on her legs and behind, and slides up into her butt.
Wet seal by Alanson October 23, 2006

wet seal 

The act of enhancing the sound of your fart while in the showr by pressing your ass up against the tiles.
This morning I unleashed a monster wet seal.
wet seal by Handsome Jeff February 7, 2005

wet seal 

Awesome. Store. Shopping. Fun. preppy...I think not! Gooooooo Wet Seal!
I went to the mall and bought this tres cute skirt at wet seal! Yay!
wet seal by Farrah March 1, 2004