by Cuzlightyear November 24, 2021
Get the Westley mug.A guy who is stalkerish especially towards his crushes. He typically has a new crush every month and picks one main crush year round. He probably listens to ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ on a daily basis.
“Did you hear about Westley?? He swore at a girl for rejecting him, and now he’s stalking her account 😬”
by anonymous May 5, 2022
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by Chicken Sounds August 15, 2023
Get the Westley mug.When you suck off your friend Troy until he cums in your mouth and then you spit his cum in a jar for at least 24 hours once the 24th hour is up you put the cum back in your mouth and then spit it into Joshs eye
Him: dude I just pulled a dirty Westley again
Other him: dude that’s so hot I love read heads and josh is gay
Other him: dude that’s so hot I love read heads and josh is gay
by Wackymanham April 15, 2020
Get the Dirty Westley mug.Perhaps the most famous line from Cpt. Jean-Luc Picard in the STAR TREK: TNG episode "Datalore". Picard tells Wesley to shut up after he tries to warn the crew that they were actually talking to Lore, Data's evil twin. This also works when someone won't stop whining about something.
OTHER PERSON: You know, I wish you'd listen to me once in a while, because I happen to know...
YOU: Shut up, Wesley!
YOU: Shut up, Wesley!
by OhioMan May 26, 2014
Get the shut up, wesley mug.Tea Bagger descends freshly shaven scrotum upon Tea Baggee who, with powerful mouthwash, gargles the Portuguese National Anthem.
by KlawzVengeance September 27, 2010
Get the Portuguese Wesley mug.n. The main character of the 2008 film "Wanted"
v. To snap and finally tell off the people in your workplace, school, or other parts of your daily life, in the most dramatic fashion possible. May involve screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" without warning and at the top of your lungs, delivering a tirade amongst your equals, and/or smashing a back-stabbing, good-for-nothing best friend's face with an ergonomic keyboard
v. To snap and finally tell off the people in your workplace, school, or other parts of your daily life, in the most dramatic fashion possible. May involve screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" without warning and at the top of your lungs, delivering a tirade amongst your equals, and/or smashing a back-stabbing, good-for-nothing best friend's face with an ergonomic keyboard
Guy: Dude, my boss got on my case again yesterday, and I finally Wesley Gibsoned out of there once and for all.
Friend: Wow, I bet you really let them have it, huh?
Wesley Gibson: "I understand. Junior high must have been kind of tough, but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horse shit, Janice. I know we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep your stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk. And I want you to know that if you weren't such a bitch, we'd feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it stands, the way you behave... I feel I can speak for the entire office when I tell you... Go fuck yourself."
Friend: Wow, I bet you really let them have it, huh?
Wesley Gibson: "I understand. Junior high must have been kind of tough, but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horse shit, Janice. I know we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep your stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk. And I want you to know that if you weren't such a bitch, we'd feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it stands, the way you behave... I feel I can speak for the entire office when I tell you... Go fuck yourself."
by X. Fluke June 10, 2011
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