West Virginia Napkin

When you turn your mouth towards your shirt sleeve (can be short or long) and wipe your mouth off with it.

After billy spilled some bbq on his chin, he reached over with his face and wiped it off with the West Virginia Napkin

by LA Walk February 3, 2021

West Virginia Wild Turkey Jerk

When a bunch of guys dress up as turkeys, slather their penises in gravy and crannberry sauce, and have a Circle Jerk

Dude, I just came from a West Virginia Wild Turkey Jerk! It was great!

by Loppytits November 14, 2014

moundsville west virginia

Crack heads and whores will bang on the doors begging for the 35 cents they owe there dealers.

Moundsville west virginia is full of crack heads they swear there innocent but try to steal all your shit.

by ijuulinschool July 23, 2019

new manchester, west virginia

There is nothing here. No McDonalds, no KFC, no restaurants of any kind. It's like a no man's land here. I would rather live in Chester than New Manchester, and I never thought I'd say thta!

When I went to new manchester, west virginia, to babysit some dogs, there was no place to eat, so I died of starvation.

by HamInTheFreezer September 29, 2017

West Virginia Chrome

Silver duct tape.

Herschel got West Virginia Chrome on his pickup truck.

by megnao flimpis July 13, 2003

West Virginia Hotpocket

When a guy heats a hotpocket to recommended temperature, then uses it as a pocket pussy. After ejaculation has taken place, the male then eats the hotpocket.

Dude, yesterday I had a West Virginia hotpocket. Killed two birds with one delicious stone

by dirty harold January 20, 2019

West Virginia Wangjangler

When you stuff your cock through your key ring before butt slamming your sister. You must be playing dueling banjos on your cassette player at maximum volume. It can only be considered an official West Virginia Wangjangler when your keys slap off of her snizz to the rhythm of the music.

Roscoe: What ya been up to Billie Ray? I didn't see you at the West Virginia Turkey Jerk last night.

Billie Ray: Naw I blew my load in your sister doin the West Virginia Wangjangler.

Roscoe: Dang son that's your sister too. I like it.

by geederd December 12, 2021