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west palm beach

north end of a gigantic urban sprawl running about one hundred and fifty miles south to miami.

as a resident for over 20 years I can assure you this city has nothing to recommend it if you aren't retired, a golfer, or obscenely wealthy. daytime temperatures are typically above 80 degrees, mosquitoes outnumber people by 10 to 1, dumbass tourists are everywhere, every few years a hurricane comes through and completely flattens the city, and despite a population well over a million people there's nothing to do at night.

If you are thinking of moving here, don't. If you are currently living here, I feel your pain and wish you the best of luck finding somewhere else to live.
"west palm beach is alot like miami, but worse."
by felix i September 24, 2006
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west palm beach

1. A really NORMAL place to live.

2. A place that mental people rat about hamburger and ice cream prices on on urban dictionary
1. I live in West Palm Beach, and i dont know anyone who has gotten shot, murdered, or raped.

2. Some City Ice Cream Vendor: 1.59 per ice cream!
West Palm Ice Cream Vendor; 1.60 per ice cream!
Idiot; OMFG, WEST PALM BEACH IS SO HORRIBLE!
by bobby brown! April 19, 2007
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west palm beach

the most boring place in the world. nothing is here. cityplace is the most excitment you are going to get, and its not much. The mall is gross. no good bands ever play here, one must go all the way to freaking revolution to catch a good show. recently black people are trying to make it seem like "da 561" is a tough place. it's really not. just boring.
man i hate living in west palm beach, its so boring.
by lame kid June 5, 2007
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west palm beach

a boot leg miami that has rich people who think they live in the hood
White guy:"Yeh 561 West Palm Beach all day.Man i live in the hood cause 1 black guy lives in my neighbor hood"
Black guy:"Man this guy really has to go to Miami so he could get cursed out in Spanish"
by D.P81 March 15, 2008
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west palm beach

Flattened by a slew of hurricanes in 2004, West Palm Beach was formerly a mecca for customers of Armani Exchange, over-priced ice cream, and plastic surgery. Now known as the underwater city of Palm Beach.
Funk. West Palm Beach is so cool you have to spend your life savings on scuba gear just to get a fucking hamburger.
by cvantez September 26, 2004
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West Palm Beach Release

Typically referring to people from west palm beach being afraid to touch a fish so they rely on the fish falling off the hook by its self
Look at Karen she’s not touching the snapper she’s just wanting a west palm beach release.
by Swfl_Flats_Crasher February 15, 2021
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