Jan Willem

The one man who can deal with everything. The biggest cojones in town. Be careful when asking Jan Willem for help. He will help you. Oh god, he will. He will be on it like a motherfucker. But his brilliance will shatter your own confidence forever. Relentlessly sexy, he could charm the birds out of a tree and the pants out of a nun.

Also, he is probably your real father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.
Vader: No, I am your father
Luke: Jan Willem? ben jij dat?

by guacamollen May 16, 2018

Willem Dafoe

He's a pretty healthy guy, as shown in his role in John Wick where he makes a smoothie.

"hey, you know that guy Willem Dafoe?"
"Yeah, he's a healthy guy!"

by Healthy guy enthusiast November 25, 2020

mackenzie wellman

The name MacKenzie Wellman is owned by a mysterious creature who enjoys spending her free time browsing tumblr and playing internet games with her friends. She is also a pro singer with an amazing voice and is in no way dainty at all. AT ALL! MacKenzie Wellman is fun to talk to and is fun to have around and will improve whatever it is you are doing!

1. MacKenzie Wellman: I AM NOT DAINTY!!!!
2. MacKenzie Wellman: *sings a song like a pro*

by T2tP May 27, 2014

wellesley wallet

When you put money up a girls pussy to use for later. Usually used when you don't have any pockets.

I Wellesley walletd a girl to pay for this pizza.

by JJ6785 May 27, 2016

wellered

Having a 4 some with 3 guys and one girl. Other terms like 2/3 wellered or inverse welleredare commonly used in reference to this word.

Sanchez: we just wellered that bitch.
Rafael: NO WAY!
Sanchez: yeah shes a wart-balled penismagnet

by ass plugger January 16, 2009

Orson Welles

Was an influential American film director, writer, and actor. Though he is most well known for his infamous 1938 War of the Worlds broadcast and his 1941 directoral debut Citizen Kane, considered by many to be the greatest film ever made, Welles has done far more than that.

Welles is often seen as a genius and one of the greatest filmmakers ever, yet, due to problems he had in Hollywood after the release of his first two films, Citizen Kane and The Magnificent Ambersons, he is also seen as a fallen giant and a commercial failure. Welles was also very overweight for the latter half of his life.

You know who is a great filmmaker? Orson Welles!

I feel more betrayed than Orson Welles after Hollywood butchered The Magnificent Ambersons.

Go on a diet you Orson!

by ShotgunAndy June 17, 2008

Willemming

A word used in North London. The point in which someones personal space issues get so bad that it gets to the point where they are practically spooning you.

Dude, fucking stop! Your willemming all over me!

by TeeEmGee March 1, 2013