well fuck me blue

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"

"She has a twin? Well fuck me blue."

well fuck me blue by Jake March 19, 2004

Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy

Used when someone is shocked because something they didn't expect happened.

Can also be used when someone thinks they screwed up.

Yeah, we've got a test tomorrow. Didn't you know?
Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy. I'm so screwed.

Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy by BitchBitch666 November 20, 2018

well fuck me running 

Showing surprise, like "well I'll be damned"

She's got a sister, well fuck me running

well fuck me running by UsualSuspect January 12, 2003

well fuck me running 

Showing aggrivation with a person or event.

"He wants me to have that done by tomorrow?", "Well fuck me running!"

well fuck me running by Boilermakerjoel September 2, 2003

well fuck me running 

United Airlines marketing theme.

Dood, I took UA908 to Hong Kong and we landed nosewheel first allawhile that "well fuck me running" theme song was playin in ma haid. Meh.

well fuck me running by fucwad March 17, 2004

Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool 

A state of being surprised and having a liking of Tre' Cool.
Also Just wanting Tre' Cool.

Did you see that Janie and Larz are going out now?
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

Also:
Hey i read Tre' cool's birth name is Frank Edwin Wright the Third.
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool by Sam Pardee January 2, 2009

well fuck me in the ass and call me queer 

showing a state of suprise

Guy: Dude, that guy just got shot up on the block by a gang of well hung hispanics with glocks and m16s!
Other Guy: Well fuck me in the ass and call me queer!?!?!?!

well fuck me in the ass and call me queer by swanybeast69 June 28, 2010