Vanilla Wafer

The act of ejaculating into a white or yellow napkin and forcing a friend or lover to eat it.

I gave Katie my Vanilla Wafer and she loved it!

by Brendan Buss February 8, 2009

Kaelynn Weber

Kaelynn Weber is a type of person to fall asleep on you when you are on facetime she does it all the time. She is currently doing it as i am typing this up. But a Kaelynn Weber is a type of person to obsesse over boys from tv shows like JJ from outerbanks and Jordan from all american. Kaelynn Weber also really likes looking at irrelevant tik tok boys like nick austin.

Bobby: Hey kaelynn weber you wanna hagn out
Kaelynn: sorry what did you say I was sleeping and dreaming about tik tok boys

by swaggycashmmoney23 April 28, 2020

WeFest

the biggest country festival in the United States located in Minnesota. It is a huge drunk, shitshow where people dress ridiculous and do ridiculous things. You may as well come single, because you will make out with at least 10 strangers. Horses on sticks, guys in short shorts, and profound shirts are likely to be found here. It is spring break, only better. Be ready to drink your ass off for 5 days straight!

omg, i just passed out in a pile of cans at wefest.

by beckyyyyyyyyyyyyy July 29, 2009

Ram Wafer

The male version of a slam piece. Some guy you want to/have sex with, without any emotional attachment.

Maggie: Where are you going tonight?
Nancy: Pay a visit to my ram wafer.

by Hoodrat For life October 7, 2009

communion wafers

Those hella good crackers served with free wine in a dimly lit yet nicely air-conditioned room that you find yourself constantly yawning in.

The only reason my parents gave me education at a Catholic school was because of the perks- free wine, and those hella good wafers. What are they called? Oh ya...

Communion wafers.

by Person11234 June 8, 2019

Friday Night Weber

When a guy is having sex with two others. One man is getting fellatio, while the other is giving anal. The guy in the middle is getting rotated rotissrie style between the 2 men.

"Hey Corey, wanna join us for a Friday Night Weber? We need a third!"

by NeonSlang October 9, 2014

wafer biscuit

The term given to a person that only has one trait to them; the trait of niceness. They're nice and that's it. Nothing more, nothing less, nothing special about them at all. They're just... nice. Like, y'know, Michael from down the road! You know Michael! He's... nice!

Hey remember -insert name here- from High school all those years ago?

Hardly, they were such a wafer biscuit.

Yeah they were nice and that's... that's about it.

by WaferBiscuitCoiner July 26, 2015