Weezer

A brilliant Nerd-Rock band fronted by Rivers Cuamo, who lives in an apartment with a chair and a microwave.
'By jove, this song 'Say it aint' so' is brilliant!'

'I whole heartedly agree Winthorpe'
by Citezen:Erased May 31, 2005
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Weezer are sort of a nerd rock band... but the thing is that they have created their own mixed genre with a bit of everything. Everything to do with the Weez should be based around Blue and Pinkerton, 2 of my favourite albums ever.
They did OK with their latest three albums, Green, Maladroit, and Make Believe but have evidently deteirated over time.
I like their early lyrics and melodies... and the best song is probably... eughh... no, I can't decide.
Weezer pwn yoose. OK?
by Rincewind_SW July 21, 2005
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I love Weezer. Haters can Suck. It.
by Blue_Angel93 March 26, 2011
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The kicking-assest rock band from the last decade. They're the best ever examples of Billie Joe Armstrong's words of wisdom: "There's nothing wrong with being a loser. It just depends on how good you are at it."
The guys from Weezer are awesome at it. The rest of us losers can only ever hope to be as good at it as they are.

Weezer is rock/alternative music. NOT "emo".
Emo Poser: I LOVE Weezer. They're SO emo, and I like to cut my emo wrists and listen to them.

Me: *Breaks emo poser's nose* Shut up, fag. Weezer are NOT emo. *Makes little quotation marks in the air with fingers when says "emo"*
by CoffeeShopGuitarist January 13, 2007
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sad music for virgins to cry to
“Watch out, weezer fan 8 oclock.”
by broebunger February 01, 2021
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Best. Band. Ever.
Duhhhh
Nick: Hey dude, I got tickets to WEEZER!
John: Chya, they're only like the best. band. ever.
by weezrulesss January 18, 2009
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(1). noun: An American rock band made for virgins, quiet kids, and old men who "miss old rock".

(2). phrase: A subtle form of saying you are either gay, a furry or you have never felt the touch of a woman
Dude 1: Yo! Did you hear the new Weezer EP?
Dude 2: No, I'm more of a Car Seat Headrest guy.

OR

Dude 1: My favorite band is Weezer , along with Toto.
Dude 2: Damn dude, get a girlfriend.
by gayfurry420 December 29, 2021
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