Weezer

A person that thinks they are very cool but they are not.

Jimmy is such a weezer.

by booksofwords November 14, 2019

Weezer

.The sexual act of never having a sexual act
Its named after the famous band weezer that their fans are known for never having sex

Friend 1: yo man I've done the weezer this weekend

?Friend 2: so dry weekend again
Friend 1:yea
Friend 2: i worry about you sometimes

by Shrek is my daddy May 2, 2021

weezer

wonderful

weezer is fabulous

by lou June 14, 2003

Weezer

Someone that is trying to act cool but really is not

1) person 1: I really don’t like him he’s always chatting shit about everyone

person 2: He’s just a weezer, thinks it’ll make him popular or something

2) person 1: I saw that kid at the skate park yesterday, he’s always going on about how much better at skating than everyone else but he was pretty shit.

person 2: Yeah I know him, what a weezer!

by anonymous November 14, 2019

weezer

1. Nerds in consert
2. The best band ever
3. Nerd rock
4. Nerd/dork Utopia

I went to a weezer consert and bowed-down to the nerd gods.

by Andrew May 13, 2005

weezer

an alternative rock band, who debuted with their self-titled album, commonly referred to as the blue album, in 1994. their next album, pinkerton, was at first rejected by many, and the ever fickle Rolling Stone named it the worst album of 1996. they later apologized, and the album is now praised by many as being one of the best albums of the last twenty years. weezer, under the leadership of Rivers Cuomo is known for their brilliant ability to write music. they would later release two more albums, the green album, and maladroit. both failed to live up to the name of their predecessors. they recently released another album, make believe, on may 10, 2005.

Dude. Weezer owns. =w=

by hit the lights August 27, 2005

weezer

a great band. emo idiots who say they like weezer and call it emo don't know what the hell they are talking about. they first came out with the blue album, which was, in my opinion, their best. i dont mean to say that theyre other ones weren't great. green album, pinkerton, and maladroit all rocked too, but critics and "fans" expected them to be as awesome as blue. they were just as great, just a little different. and make believe got slammed by critics. who cares what those idiots think? they aren't weezer fans and therefore can't recognize they're awesome-ness. make believe actually had some really great songs.

emo girl: omigod! i love weezer, rivers cuomo is sooo cute! and his black horn-rimmed glasses are exactly like mine! he is so emo!
real weezer fan: fool, shut up. they aren't emo. and he doesn't try to be cute. he took up a vow of celibacy. idiot.

by save me from visi July 7, 2005