My uncle touched my weewee

When uncle is showing his toys and tells you to keep it a secret

Uncle: hey son pick up that penny I dropped
Me: okay!
Uncle: drops pants
Me: looks up
Uncle:😤

my uncle touched my weewee 😳

by BionicNoob November 7, 2019

alpha weezel

The man in charge of analyzing the stock markets and directing a group of stock weezels of when and what stock to buy. The objective is to get in and get out quickly with as much profit as possible.

I don't know how he does it but wish I could pick stocks like the alpha weezel, the guy is a genius!

by mrkts4fun April 4, 2008

stock weezel

A stock market player who looks for opportunities to make a quick dollar. Uses all forms of stock market trading theories including momentum trades, day trades, swing trades, channel trades, value trades and technical analysis but not married to a single style. Likes to “weezel” in unnoticed by market makers and “weezel” out with a pocket full of cash, hopefully from the big players pockets whom he detests. Almost always works as a group of investors lead by the “Alpha” weezel who directs the group when and what stock to start weezeling. A stock weezel is very flexible and can hold a position for only a day a week or a couple of month but never long term.

Buddy is making good coin in the markets lately! He gets in and gets out, that dam stock weezel is making a killing!

by mrkts4fun April 4, 2008

weezer

A band so awesome that they can sing about cheese and make it sound cool.

On the scale of awesomeness, Weezer is super great.

by dot August 14, 2003

Weezer fan

Virgin

“Ronald is a weezer fan dude thats why he can’t get laid!”

by Doomerboy69 March 18, 2020

weezer fever

The sudden rekindled love of the band Weezer having just heard their new song 'Pork and Beans'.

Man one: ''Oh man, have you heard Weezer's new track Pork and Beans''

Man two: ''Yeah bro! I've totally like just come down with an extreme case of Weezer Fever!

by TheColonel11 June 23, 2008

Weezer

An awesome band that got accused of trying to be "emo", because the lead singer wears thick rimmed glasses and writes melody based rock with often sad, emotional lyrics. They're not emo, and people who accuse them of trying to be are lame.

Weezer will probably go down in history for its single, "Buddy Holly", and the very well-edited splice-work video that went along with it.

by Alex January 25, 2004