Said to someone when they predict something that they think will certainly happen "soon" (i.e. "2 more weeks") but it's just as likely *not* to happen soon
The Government: "If everyone obeys us, we will all get to go back to normal soon!"
Me: "2 more weeks..."
Some guy on the Internet: "War will happen with (insert country name) soon, it's so obvious what they're doing to anger us!"
Me: "2 more weeks..."
Some pundit: "The former president will use the military to come back to power again, just you wait and see!"
Me: "2 more weeks..."
Me: "2 more weeks..."
Some guy on the Internet: "War will happen with (insert country name) soon, it's so obvious what they're doing to anger us!"
Me: "2 more weeks..."
Some pundit: "The former president will use the military to come back to power again, just you wait and see!"
Me: "2 more weeks..."
by bearfrog January 20, 2022
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Danimal: Hey Buddy, now that the weather is in the triple digits in Arizona, how’s the pool coming along?
Lil Marty: My contractor assured me that they are Two Weeks Out from wrapping everything up.
Danimal: I feel like you told me that three months ago..
Lil Marty: I did.
Lil Marty: My contractor assured me that they are Two Weeks Out from wrapping everything up.
Danimal: I feel like you told me that three months ago..
Lil Marty: I did.
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Having a large butt, causing fellow bipassers to stare, get sexually aroused, and of course have late night fantasies.
Having a large butt, causing fellow bipassers to stare, get sexually aroused, and of course have late night fantasies.
by BURNHAMMAS May 14, 2016
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On rare occasions Weekly World News will publish a story that is true. Also, in every issue, there is a page of Trivia that is not falsified.
Weekly World News has it's own mascot, a bat child that was found 2 miles underground by explorers. Dubbed "Bat-boy", he alledgedly has his own off-broadway musical.
Although 99.9% of this tabloid paper is false, it's stories can be quite humorous to read.
On rare occasions Weekly World News will publish a story that is true. Also, in every issue, there is a page of Trivia that is not falsified.
Weekly World News has it's own mascot, a bat child that was found 2 miles underground by explorers. Dubbed "Bat-boy", he alledgedly has his own off-broadway musical.
Although 99.9% of this tabloid paper is false, it's stories can be quite humorous to read.
"Jane told me about that angel shot down by U.S. troops"
"Where'd she get that from?"
"Weekly World News"
"Where'd she get that from?"
"Weekly World News"
by Anonymous August 10, 2004
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by Caffine Overdose April 22, 2004
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