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weeder

a lesser version of a stoner who still smokes weed but doesnt want it every second of the day.
"dude, let's smoke again tonight"
"nah dude i already did this week but in the next week we can"
"damn your such a weeder, be a stoner like me and smoke tonight again!"
by weeder4lyfe June 17, 2008
mugGet the weedermug.

weeder

A tool or a person committed to weed removal in gardens, farms, landscapes, etc.
I am a weeder. I work at minimum wages. I use my hands, and sometimes I use a weeder device such as a weed twister.
by RayCruzer September 19, 2008
mugGet the weedermug.

Weeder Class

A weeder class is a class (typically in college) that is characterized by having a large dropout rate due to rigorous expectations, such as hard tests, impossible studying requirements (15 hours a week or more), and homework up the ASS. These classes "weed" out those who lack the motivation to keep going or simply cannot take it up the ass anymore. Only the (really) hard-working, gifted, and borderline insane students make it through weeder classes. Note: Weeder classes can seriously traumatize an individual, destroy any ounce of confidence they have, and make them seriously reconsider majors as most weeder classes are required.
At the beginning of the quarter the Intro to Mechanical Engineering class had 70 students. By the end of quarter, only 30 remained. That class is a weeder class. If you plan on taking this class, PREPARE YOUR ANUS.

Some infamous weeder classes: All calculus classes, physics, chemistry, and engineering intro classes.
by Cochiloco May 20, 2014
mugGet the Weeder Classmug.

whack the weeder

a term meaning masturbateing a guy or also know as a hand job
Hey you wanna go whack the weeder ? *slap*
by whackingtheweeder.com February 6, 2008
mugGet the whack the weedermug.

fart weeder

one that hangs out in mens bathrooms to smell a strangers fart
i went to the rest stop last night and was a fart weeder for two hours
by mr. garbear December 10, 2016
mugGet the fart weedermug.

Wack A Weeder

To masturbate a man. Can also be used for a woman. See also "Hand Job"
Hey, you wanna wack a weeder?
by Joe Kaios January 3, 2005
mugGet the Wack A Weedermug.

fake weeder

a person who claims to smoke weed but actually doesn't.
man, that freeps guy is a real fake weeder, you know?
by king_D__ July 3, 2023
mugGet the fake weedermug.

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