Weedlink

An entirely mental connection between 2 or more stoners that occurs during heavy sessions. A weedlink is a subconscious bond that activates during; topic discussion, decision making, memory recollection, and other scenarios that arise while baking.

Weedlink's result in the almost instant affirmation of a comment of a fellow toker because 1 or more tokers had the same thought on their mind, but were likely too stoned to even attempt speech. This causes a sort of "eureka" moment which clearly identifies who's linked.

Another byproduct of these moments is the inevitable "I was just gonna say...!" or "Holy shit you read my fucking mind!" This will generally only happen the first few times you link with someone, eventually it would get annoying anyways.

The degree of obscurity and the frequency of which these connections occur seem to correlate directly to the magnitude of weed and the frequency of when these 2 or more people burn together. This phenomena is therefore strengthened by "weedlationships".

Person 1: "fuck I'm baked, let's get some eats, lets go to Mcdicks"

Person 2: "FFFFUUUU- I was just craving a big mac and 20 nuggets!!!!"

Person 1: "That's exactly what I was gonna order. gtfo my head!"
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Person 1: "Hey man, I think it's just about time to pack another bow-"

Person 2: *hands person 1 a freshly loaded bong* "all ready on it."

Person 1: "Weedlink oh shi-"

by StonedMason June 19, 2010

Sleep Weebling

The behavior of a person who has fallen asleep sitting up (as in a car on a long trip), where they will start to slump farther and father towards one side and then jerk back to an upright seated position, then repeat the cycle, all without ever waking up. Refers to the toy for small children called Weebles, marketed with the slogan "Weebles wobble but they won't fall down."

For five hours on our family road trip I had nothing to do except watch my sister sleep weebling.

by Johnny Gossamer May 25, 2015

Weedling

Weedling is to find your way into a party you have not been invited to by any method. It can involve climbing a fence, but mainly refers to the act of repetitively asking the person having the party if they can go/guilt tripping people into an invite. People who often do this can be known as weedlers. However at the party weedlers do not mingle, they stalk and follow, clinging onto the few they know at the party.

Joe - "Mark," has weedled his way into another party.

Dylan - Weedling fuck! How did he manage it this time?

Joe - He sent "Eddy" on a guilt trip, told him to remember "how they were best mates four years ago."

Dylan - That guys nothing but a pathetic weedler.

by jackgayby November 21, 2009

Weebing One Out

The phrase one would use when they are jacking off to hentai

"Dude, what kind of porn are you watching - I don't understand a word they're saying?!"
"Oh man, I'm just weebing one out"
"I see, you're watching some hentai - you're such an otaku

by SkullCandyy May 24, 2016

weedling

the art of wheeling and dealing

the traveller was weedling as much as she could to obtain her travelling fare and spending money

by lynette ziggles April 30, 2006

weedling

To pee a small amount. Usually happens when extremely nervous or excited.

Girl 1: The exams had me incredibly stressed out, I was so worried I was going to fail.
Girl 2: Oh god, me too. I was so jittery before the tests that I was weedling a little bit.

by ClumsyAnteater October 8, 2009

Weebing

(also pronounced weebin) is the word you use when someone is being a MAJOR weeb. When someone cosplays anime, has anime shirts, a full body pillow, and/or dresses like their favorite anime character. Simply watching anime does NOT mean someone is weebing.

That guy I saw at GameStop yesterday was weebing, he had nothing but anime merchandise on.

by DANKDRAGON14 May 12, 2020