Prior to getting married, the
woman is exciting in bed with hot sex and also frequently gives oral sex. Perhaps she even watches porn with her
man and wears lingerie that turns him on. However, upon getting married, the woman no longer gives oral sex and is boring in bed for the rest of the marriage. Her lingerie gathers dust and she no longer watches porn.
Frequency of sex also drops dramatically. It is said that once she'
s had the wedding
cake, the woman believes that she no longer has to be sexually interesting to her
man.
Newly married
man: "After getting married, my wife is no longer fun in bed and won't give head. What's up with that
shit?"
Friend: "She's got Wedding Cake Syndrome."
Man: "Is there a cure?"
Friend: "Divorce."