WebMD

You have cancer.

You: it hurts when I poop.
WebMD: you have colon cancer.

by CheetoEater July 24, 2017

WebMD

The ultimate internet resource for compulsive hypochondriacs.

My stomach hurts and WebMD says I might have colon cancer. Well, it must be true.

by Peter W-N June 30, 2008

Web M.D.-lusional

adj. The state of being convinced one is suffering from an illness/disorder/etc. much more severe than what one really has based on a Web M.D. diagnosis.

Ty: I researched my symptoms online, and I think I may have a brain tumor.
Cassie: That's Ty; he's Web M.D.-lusional.

by clarke paley December 4, 2010

webmd paranoia

when you become paranoid because webmd matched your symptoms with an incurable disease, usually cancer.

guy 1: whats wrong man? you seem to be acting like your about to die
guy 2: i have a headache that has been going for weeks and when i looked on webmd i apparently have a brain tumor
guy 1: you just have a case of webmd paranoia

by wangodango August 21, 2012

webmonkey

the updater of Ross Noble's Wesite/myspace and his computer slave.

"The webmonkeys updated again"
"Ross' webmokeys are doing a great job"
"quick call the webmonkey, we're in need of a website"

by Emma Kenny December 12, 2008

webm4st0r

An elite geek who can code like w0ah. He is teh pwn behind some really cool stuff

webm4st0r pwns j00r face and puts the 1.3.3.7 in the place, he will code you into a circle

by Rawr L. Rawrington January 10, 2005

WebMd

Checking ones symptoms on WebMd.

My kidney hurts, I think I will WebMd it

I am WebMding my aching back.

by aweman January 11, 2010