turtle waxer

a guy with a bald head

hey girl look at that turtle waxer

by ms.basick August 8, 2006

dolphin waxer

One that has very soft hands from putting synthetic oils on dolphins to make them hydrodynamic and swim faster

Greg is a marine science technician first class dolphin waxer and has the softest hands around.

by Go Winnie March 29, 2016

ball waxer

A person who attempts to impress others, particularly supieriors or those in a position of authority or importantce.

Similar in means to the slang term "lick ass" or "brown noser"

Dave - "Man I didnt get the job, I think I did bad in the interview!"
Pierce - "Dude you have to be a ball waxer at these things, otherwise you aint getting nowhere"

by daveStyle September 28, 2006

jack waxer

A male who pleasures himself to excess.

Billy went blind because he is a jack waxer.

Henry was late for work because he spent too much time in the shower waxing his jack.

by zoeema March 24, 2008

floor waxer

A person who enjoys giving oral pleasure to shaved women.

I went to your mom's house to munch her carpet but ended up becoming a floor waxer instead.

by The Jock Vaguely Entertaining April 30, 2018

back waxer

Male homosexual. Relates to the act of ejaculating all over his partners back after anal penetration.

"Gary is a real poo jabber"
"Yeah he is a bit of a back waxer"

by MickyV September 3, 2009

beaver waxer

the process of geting your vagina waxed

i just got my beaver waxed at the beaver waxer

by luv toy May 18, 2006