water buffalo 

a way of female masturbation where a woman straddles running water to achieve orgasm

I use the jacuzzi to do water buffalo

water buffalo by queen laquiefa January 19, 2006

water buffalo 

a term for a disliked university adminsitrator. A reference to Larry Moneta of Duke University (formerly University of Pennsylvania) who was an administrator involved with bringing disciplinary action against a student who called a group of students a 'bunch of water buffaloes.'

That guy is so useless, he's such a waste, what a water buffalo.

water buffalo by dukepiemafia May 4, 2007

Water Buffalo 

A water buffalo is a very obese person on a team. Instead of running with everyone elese, he/she spends their time sitting on the sidelines drinking all of the team water.

Player 1: "Hey, look at Billy, hes just sitting there drinking all of the water"
Player 2: "Yeah, he is a water buffalo."

Water Buffalo by theycallmejon August 26, 2009

water buffalo 

to stand in the shower in a half-asleep state, usually before fully waking up and continuing on with the shower.

John stumbled groggily into the shower and proceeded to water buffalo under the hot water for about twenty minutes before he remembered the shampoo.

water buffalo by MenicStargazer July 4, 2010

water buffalo 

1. a water storage tank

2. to vomit (worse than to yak)

The water buffalo had to be heated manually to get the water to flow.

water buffalo by The Return of Light Joker December 10, 2010

Water buffalo 

A woman with a bad haircut that is parted in the center with wings of hair sticking up on the sides.

Look at that awful haircut, she looks like a water buffalo.

Water buffalo by Clare Schmare September 12, 2011

Water Buffalo 

A really fat ugly girl that one of your friends is dating and you don't want to refer to their girlfriend as a human.

Dude I think Joe is with water buffalo again.

Water Buffalo by K Dub Sacs October 2, 2007