Wash the Dog

Secret code for masturbation.

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"Uh, you know... I'm gonna go Wash the Dog."

by DrDirtea September 6, 2016

Washing the dog

Washing the dog is a euphemism for when you do something every day that you don’t want to do, but you do because you know it’s the right/responsible thing to do.

I really don’t want to go to work today, it’s like washing the dog to me

by anonymous June 28, 2022

Wash my dog

The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.

“ Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”

by P.L.S January 31, 2019