wasband

an ex-husband

I'd love to go out for drinks, but I have to deal with my idiot wasband tonight.

by Ken Bergenham October 8, 2003

WASband

Noun.

Former husband.

Antonym: ISband

"My WASband was addicted to online porn and hookers, so I had to ditch the motherfucker."

by Maven April 15, 2004

wasband

1. the person who WAS your husBAND.
2. what you call the father of your children because you feel terribly bad crossing him out ("ex") every time you speak of him in front of the kids.
3. how you snidely introduce your new boyfriend to your ex-husband.
4. the HAS BEEN of a HUSBAND
5. your baby's daddy

"Damn, my wasband tried to hook-up with me again today as I tried to drop off the kids."

"Mike, this is my new lover, Jason. Jason, this is my wasband."

by kallisto concoctions June 20, 2009

wasband

Ex husband from a divorce. Was your husband = wasband.

My wasband and I are both attending my daughter's back to school nite next week.

by Harshmistress September 18, 2009

wasband

A man that was once married.

My wasband was a realy piece of shit.

by fooh444 March 8, 2004

wasband

n, former husband due to divorce, death or something else.

He was my husband, but thanks to his wandering penis, now he's my wasband.

by littlewoz May 17, 2012

wasband

A man a woman was married to but isn't anymore (combination of WAS and husBAND).

I am so over my wasband, finally.

by sbrushfan July 25, 2010