littlewoz's definitions

Chip Envy

The feeling you have when at the beach or pool upon seeing someone else with snacks and you have none.

I saw a little kid with a bag of Lay's BBQ and found myself having serious chip envy.

by littlewoz May 4, 2015

Hahahasshole

When something someone we really know and like said is unexpectedly, super duper funny

*solid, unsuspecting punchline* You hahahasshole

by littlewoz December 27, 2017

wasband

n, former husband due to divorce, death or something else.

He was my husband, but thanks to his wandering penis, now he's my wasband.

by littlewoz October 26, 2012