3 definition by littlewoz

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The feeling you have when at the beach or pool upon seeing someone else with snacks and you have none.
I saw a little kid with a bag of Lay's BBQ and found myself having serious chip envy.
by littlewoz May 03, 2015

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n, former husband due to divorce, death or something else.
He was my husband, but thanks to his wandering penis, now he's my wasband.
by littlewoz May 17, 2012

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When something someone we really know and like said is unexpectedly, super duper funny
*solid, unsuspecting punchline* You hahahasshole
by littlewoz December 27, 2017

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