wart

The thing that just fell off my toe that bleeds and hurts when you bump it against the table leg.

I have a bloody scab where my wart was

by wort gal November 12, 2003

wart

a flaw or imperfection

The single wart in the programming was frequently overlooked.

by The Return of Light Joker May 15, 2009

Is that a wart?

Catch phrase used often by strange folks from California. Is often said at random times for no apparent reason, when obviously no wart is present.

Amy: Matt, it's over.
Matt: But why?
Amy: I am not fulfilled in this marriage.
Matt: It hurts, but if you want to leave, go ahead.
Amy: Here is my wedding ring (holds it out on the palm of her hand)
Matt: Is that a wart?

by Mr. Anson January 19, 2008

warts

walking and farting at the same time ... same as crop dusting

I got the warts , do not walk behind me

by Tattood July 14, 2009

wart

an artistic glass bump or bubble on a glass pipe or bong

My first three bongs had flower designs in their warts.

by Mike Simmons July 07, 2005

wart

What one's arse unexpectedly does while one is urinating.

I was putting my festered penis away (with my hanky) and the guy next to me let fly a wart.

by barearsed January 10, 2005

Wart Hag

An old woman - usually a lesbian- who is so ugly and as such never bothered to remove the questionable growths on her face. Usually ends up belonging to a dog club (companion dog clug) just to be around fellow lesbians.

"Oh, great, here comes Kelly""Oh man, I never knew her name, I just called her Wart Hag"

by truthbetold2 February 24, 2010