wardrobe malfunction

1.When a guy gets his penis caught in the fly zipper of his pants and has to be rushed to an emergency room in order to have his pants removed surgically.

Ben Stiller scene in the movie, “There is Something About Mary”

by Dr. Sardonicus April 3, 2004

Wardrobe Malfunction

A lame excuse offered by a major television network after broadcasting nude images of a used singer.

Seeing Janet Jackson's Tits on National TV.

by MB February 2, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

Actually, a shortened version of WMD, slightly altered and presented as art. Wardrobe malfunction-noun: something that does not exist, in this case clothing that has been previously removed.

Ron Jeremy on the set.

by Leo February 7, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

An incident in the 1970s on the popular game show "The Price is Right" in which a contestant named Yolanda Bowersley is called to Contestants Row and her tube top falls off, revealing her breasts.

Yolanda Bowersly, come on down! You're the first four con--OH MY GOODNESS, Yolanda's TOP CAME OFF!!!

Janet Jackson wasn't the first to experience a wardrobe malfunction.
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by 1_WTC_Lock August 30, 2004

Liam Waldron

An Irish name meaning (great god). People may find sacred temples in Ireland and other European countries such as Italy and Poland that are meant to worship him. Many people often come to these certain temples and praise him on popular celebrations such as: St. Patrick's day, and The Bloomsday Festival.

"If only I was as great as the legendary god, Liam Waldron."

by Al Coholick March 6, 2019

wardrobe malfunction

(n.) (i) The name given to the dominant gene responsible for a chav's unfortunate selection of apparel.

(ii) The almost inevitable outcome of trying to assemble flatpack furniture from such wonderful people as IKEA due to missing/wrong screws/instructions, etc.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!! I don't believe it! Not again! This happens every bloody time, etc., etc.

by el revez May 13, 2004

wardrobe-malfunction

1. When a guy gets his dick caught in the zipper of his pants.

2. When a guy gets caught masturbating at a movie theater.

1. "There is something about Mary" (The Movie)

2. Ask Peewee Herman

by Dr. Sardonicus March 21, 2004