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Belt Warning

⚠️ Belt Warning ⚠️

This is important advice from personal experience

Never trust a woman wearing a belt with her outfit (not on her trousers but a belt that comes with a top or jacket that crosses at the stomach)

I went on a date with a woman and she was wearing a very nice almost see through white top with a belt and had a black lace bra underneath

She looked to be fairly flat chested but what I didn't realise until later that evening was that her breasts were coming from underneath the bra and then being secured by her belt. Her nipples were literally poking out from under the belt at the same level as her belly button

Please have your wits about you

And yes we still fucked
by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020
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Robal Warming

The steamy heat that is found under the robe of a sex crazed poodle, like Al Gore.
The Masseuse could feel the Robal warming eminating from Al Gores nether regions.

Or

Baby, I got some Robal Warming going on down under. Why don't you try a little wind power on it?
by Greeniebeanie July 9, 2010
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cock warming

The act of a man slipping his erection into his partner's vagina or ass in order to keep warm - a more intimate version of spooning.
"Jake held Jenny close for a bit of cock warming before they fell asleep."
by The D3adman January 16, 2014
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WARDINA

Wardina is a hardworking girl . She loves cat and music . She has a good sense of humour and she is super humble. She like to help people who's in need . She is easygoing person . SHEE IZZ COOL .
What a wardina !
Woww im so wardina
by Whatblehhh August 5, 2018
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ball wading

When your testicles get wet from toilet water while taking a shit.
I hope I don't have to take a dump at the ball game tonight. I have to go ball wading every time I sit on one of those toilets.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
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dick wading

When the head of your dick gets wet when sitting on a toilet and tucking it to take a shit.
I hate those toilet seats at the office, I have to go dick wading everytime I take a dump.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
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China's final warning

Russian term coined during the Cold War to describe a warning that carries no real meaning.

An empty threat
Person 1: "Man, this asshole told me to pay him money or he will burn my house to the ground."
Person 2: "Relax, he probably gave you China's final warning."
by redocelot September 8, 2022
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