Wankspangle

Anyone who fails.

Q. Will you marry me.
A. No. Because you are a Wankspangle.

by Capt Crispy Findus June 12, 2016

Sir Wanksalot

A formal reference to a male, typically late teens and early 20s, that wanks himself mutiple times a day. Typically affiliated with a porn addition and lack of employment.

Let me introduce you to my roommate John. However you can simply cal him Sir Wanksalot.

My brother, Sir Wanksalot, moved back in with mom and dad. What a looser.

by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017

wank splat

commonly used as an insult but often refered to the very messy end of a wanking session if not using your wank jammies...

guy1:dude that was weak!!
guy2:shut up you wank splat.

i had a wank last night and had wank splat all over my bed and got it on my hand...

by shaun p July 19, 2005

Wankspangle

A wankspangle is a thin string of semen between the hand and penis of someone that just finished masturbating.

Oh god, I hate it when you're done jerking it and you've got to clean off a wankspangle or two.

by Retribution1337 November 26, 2018

wankspanner

A derogatory insult, a cross between a wanker and a spanner.

Give it back Geoff and stop being such a wankspanner!

by Wigda May 11, 2006

Wankslut

If a person that has really gotten on your nerves. This is the ultimate retaliation word to make them shut the fk up.

You mixed my Nutella with butter? You're a top tier wankslut.

by Snekonic October 7, 2020

Wankslag

Is a woman who isnt partial to who she gives a handjob to. She may have issues with penetrative or oral sex but deep down is a slapper. She may even be holding onto her virginity for any number of reasons but you know once she is "broken in" she will go like an express train.

Did you fuck Bridget last night?
No, she cracked me off.
The Bitch did the same with me too, fucking wankslag.

by Seymour Van Dors August 29, 2011