wanktard

noun. a person that exhibits the lesser attributes of a chronic masturbator and the mentally deficient.

You are a wanktard.

by CorruptedData February 7, 2003

wanktard

1. see parsha
2. the state of being a wanker while at the same time illustrating the qualities of a mentally challenged person, or, presently, a retard

1. omg Parsha you are such a wanktard!
2. d00d dont be a wanktard!
3. omg ur such a wanktard!
4. wanktard!

by uh.... March 26, 2004

wanktart

This word originates from the terms, "Wank", wich is an english slang term for, Masturbate and tart, which is defined as a delicious cream filled pastry.

Definition: A pastry, cake, or other dessert item that has been ejaculated upon.

"No one pisses on my thread. You wanktarts."

by Hungrylizard August 27, 2004

Wankuary

The month following drycember where people are allowed to masturbate freely once again.

"Its been a long drycember this years wankuary is gonna be seriously messy"

by Jizzm26 (The Jizzster) December 31, 2012

Wankware

A computer programme, usually written at minimal cost. Typically to perform a specific task within a very specialist business/industrial function or to support a non-mainstream consumer hobby. Often recognizable through poor quality graphics and a cludgy user interface. Can be prone to freezing and crashing and often incompatible with the latest versions of operating systems and key components. Has not been versioned or ported to optimize OS resources and therefore can be painfully slow.

That wankware froze my device again

by UK Bryan March 10, 2019

wankarse bastard

An allteration to the term wankarse, just your average wankarse who lacks knowledge of themselves being such a wankarse.

David, fuck off being such a wankarse bastard!

by Lewis J D January 10, 2008

wankarrific

When something is so orgasmic, that it deserves a wanking.

Man, that girl was so hot! She was wankarrific!

by J.J.R.R. May 17, 2005