A handkerchief, bandana, or similiair item used to wipe up or catch cum after/during jerking off. So called a "wankerchief" because it's used for wanking.
Paul's wankerchief was crusty and knotted from his pixie-sticks and porno adventure last Friday night.
by fubsish September 13, 2009
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What book are you reading?
Watership Down.
Oh yeah, I read that. The moral of the story is that rabbits like carrots.
Watership Down.
Oh yeah, I read that. The moral of the story is that rabbits like carrots.
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After a wank culminating in ejaculation, a male may choose to use a wankerchief to mop up any mess, mainly that of semen.
"Do you have a spare wankerchief?"
"Sure, it's a little crusty but you can use it"
"Shit, what do I do now?"
"You need to get yourself a wankerchief"
"Sure, it's a little crusty but you can use it"
"Shit, what do I do now?"
"You need to get yourself a wankerchief"
by The Tom Fantastic December 17, 2006
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Mum: You should get a handkerchief for your suits breast pocket, you'd look very dapper.
Son: No mum, people would think I'm a chronic masturbator and call it a wankerchief.
Son: No mum, people would think I'm a chronic masturbator and call it a wankerchief.
by hotblack desiato April 15, 2014
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American: A handkerchief (or other item) used to clean up your Load after jacking off.
American: A handkerchief (or other item) used to clean up your Load after jacking off.
by Wankerchief November 6, 2017
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by Monkey Handler June 23, 2005
Get the wankerchief mug."Ewwww... gross. Quit using my good towels! Dammit kid, I even put some wankerchiefs in your nightstand... on top of those magazines!"
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