Wankered

When you get far too drunk or take too many drugs you may be described as being wankered.

I was out last night with my friends and I got completely wankered.

You should have seen my friend last night he was wankered.

"How's your night going"

"I'm wankered mate"

by ChemicalKicks March 9, 2008

wankered

The act of drinking so much your completely InSaNe. You could run round town naked and not even remember it when you eventually regain conciousness the next day. A good night out.

"Hahahaah look at critter hes wankered!"

by Mooresy March 3, 2005

wankered

To be drunk beyond the point of even drunken rationality, one actually believes that inducing more alcohol will make them feel better

I got totally wankered last night and threw up over my brown brogues

by Crispin Whattley September 13, 2005

wankered

drunk, pissed, blathered, sloshed, laagered up

oggs wankered throwing up all over the chunder poste

by Gavin \'n\' ogg March 31, 2003

shit wankered

Means that someone is so intoxicated (usually with alcahol) that they lose control over their bodily functions and deficate themselves.

Me : Oh my god did you see Gordon at the party last night, the guy shit himself after being refused at the bar!
Friend : Yeh, he was shit wankered alright, what a total idiot.

by Steven Bell April 8, 2008

Wankered

Someone who has had too much to drink and is now lieing in a pile on the floor.

"God, look at him. Shit, hes wankered"

"I got completely wankered last night"

by Linzi January 16, 2005

Wankerpediac

A Wankerpediac is a person on Wikipedia, who despite not knowing their own definitions, enjoys deleting every artcile they come across. Not unlike the Pyromaniac, they more than likely sit back and masterbate after watching their glorious work take place. Which is probably a healthy action since they are such sexually repressed geeks.

those Wankerpediacs erased my article on Anna Nicole Simpson's breasts again. Damn geeks!

by John The Kook August 30, 2009