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Wankidextrous

The state of being equally adept at masterbating with both the right and left apendages (hands, or feet for those feeling adventurous!)
Mike was wanking with his right hand and got bored so decided to switch to his left hand, which felt great and he was equally adept with his left as with his right! Hence Mike can claim to be wankidextrous!
by Geeeezer November 11, 2009
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Wankidextrous

Someone who can wank with both hands, interchangeably.
Wow, that dude can wank back and forth between hands.

Yeah man, he's Wankidextrous.
by daveodonohue July 22, 2016
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Wankidextrous

The ability for a male to masturbate with either hand.
I broke my right arm last month and had to become wankidextrous.
by RattyMyan December 28, 2020
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Wankidexterous

Being able to masturbate with both hands.
"Hey how are you going to masturbate now that you've broken your arm?"

"No worries, I'm wankidexterous"
by themasturbator September 7, 2016
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Wankidexterous

When you’re capable of masturbating with both hands, often resulting in the alternation of hands to enhance the experience
Friend 1: Right hand feels way better than left
Friend 2: nah am wankidexterous mate, doesn’t matter
Friend 1: die in a fire
by BossmanKeiran February 14, 2024
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