wanka

a girl who is completely flat chested or has a flat ass or a combination of both.

"Man that chick is so flat, she is a complete wanka."

by Officer Jack Meoff February 22, 2008

Wanka

Someone from South Africa who masterbates a lot.

"That Ron is such a wanka!"

"Oh, i think he was from england"

by Gastong Plastic Surgery September 2, 2009

Wanka

Someone who wanks too much.

Elianas such a fucking wanka its unbearable.

by patricksdjuhbf December 7, 2009

Wanka

Someone who masturbates and is British

Yer a bluddy wanka he fag!

by Ye Bloody Wanka June 1, 2017

wanka

straight up faget

that kid is a wanka macin it to guys

by peter May 7, 2003

willy wanka

A person who loves chocolate but is a complete wanker.
Derived from a combination of the fictional chocolate maker, willy wonka, and the word wanker.

Pete: Dude, got any more cadbury dairy milk? Then I'll head home to give percy a whack.
Allan: Goddamnit Pete you are such a willy wanka ...

by eggpoop October 23, 2013

spanky wanka

A spanky wanka is a British person whom always spanks his wanker. (Jerks off constantly)

Jon: hey you wanna go hang out with Pedro?
Mike: Not that Spanky Wanka

by bigmike510 December 20, 2014