wank stain

Big fat juicy pile of man juice, stuck on your curtains! Is a Stain

spunk on curtains

by James Wall August 10, 2003

Wank Stain

A derogatory term to indicate the subject is as bad as a mark left post masturbation. Therefore something not to be bothered about

"Don't worry about him he's just a wank stain'"

by Mish MoneyP June 17, 2016

wank stain

to jizz everywhere in a controlled enviroment

a wank stain is caused by somebody thats masturbates continuously until they shoot thier load (spunk) all over the place

by mezza May 31, 2006

wank-stain

Comparable or similar to Michael Nester.

All the Michael Nesters of the world unite - it's a pathetic loser convention just for you guys!!!

by Spongerobert Squarehosen December 28, 2004

rusty wank stain

A cum stain left on a couch or clothing which has been there for weeks

"Phil don't sit there" phil-"why" jack-"there is a 'rusty wank stain' there"

by rusty wank stain February 20, 2015

utter wank stain

The worst sort of cunt. Someone who acts like a dick all the time.

That guy rick is an utter wank stain.

by Sheggles2point0 April 22, 2018

shitty wank stain

Someone who shits whilst wanking...

Oi you fucking idiot stop being a shitty wank stain.

by Wonka August 11, 2018