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wangible

Palpably awkward. Embarrassing. Rhymes with tangible.
Person 1: We went out for ribs, and our waitress was this girl I used to date.
Person 2: No way.
Person 1: Yeah, it was really wangible.

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Tim: I was in the car with my roommate while he was on the phone with this girl. He started screaming at her and then hung up on her.
Joe: Sounds really wangible.
Tim: Yeah, I had to pretend to look out the window.
by Wango_Tango February 25, 2011
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Anglin' for Wanglin'

To try to get into one's pants. To go fishin' for some dick. Used for men and women who are trying to get into another man's pants.
" ;) " "You are totally anglin' for my wanglin' "
" Baby, what are you doing tonight :) " "Stop anglin for my wanglin grandma.." "You are anglin' for wanglin' my darling"
by D to the Garing March 30, 2010
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wangir

The act of a group of people (usually friends or acquaintances) gathering in order to pee all together, generally in a unique or noteworthy place; a group piss
Me: Dude, me and the guys all took a wangir into the fire last night, it was a real bonding experience
by schlephead November 13, 2018
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wangmasher

n An unpleasant and excessively small toilet or toilet seat obviously created by a child, a woman, a midget or a dwarf (or worse a combination thereof) such that it squashes an average man's junk up against the front of the bowl or squeezes his junk up against the seat resulting in sometimes fleeting, sometimes lasting, sometimes permanent discomfort and/or damage to one's johnson.

adj. "wangmashing" - the quality of being a wangmasher
1. noun Man, that toilet's such a wangmasher that I pissed all over my leg trying to sharpton.

2. adjective I just tried to sharpton in my new apartment but now my manhood has gone numb because of that wangmashing shitter.
by benmeade October 19, 2008
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wangmote

A slang word for the Nintendo Wii Remote controller, taking the shortened slang word "wiimote" and adding a slight layer of sexual innuendo. Given the size and shape of the device - in conjunction with its resemblance of certain female pleasure toys - wangmote is a natural progression. There were epic levels of double entendre present on the Internet in various circles - forums and webcomics especially - upon the controller's initial unveiling.

The controller lends itself well to be compared to male anatomy. Surely this is the pinnacle of mankind up until this point in our continued evolution.

There is also the consideration of wangmotation, which is defined elsewhere.
The wangmote brings fun and pleasure to all.
by Strell December 6, 2006
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wangxiety

Being nervous or anxious over the size, shape or performance of one’s penis which can result in erectile dysfunction and low confidence levels.
“Doc I got a bad case of wangxiety, what should I do?”

“Well I’ll start by writing you a prescription for two testicles and advise you to stop being such a pussy.”
by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012
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Wangitis

The act of being wango/floppy.
Brian gets wangitis when he's tired
by wangitistype2 April 2, 2017
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