newtown wanderer

To have a shit on a midgets head and smudge it in with a warm chip from the fish shop

Hey, do you wanna have a Newtown wanderer?

by Chicken man 233333 January 13, 2015

Blunted Wanderer

n. Self-explanatory.
Blunted Wanderer

One (under the influence of marijuana) who wanders outside aimlessly out of bordom.

In most cases, a blunted wanderer is

a. Looking around, distracted by every movement/sound.
b. Looking down, paranoid that everyone around him/her knows.

SWIM is such a blunted wanderer.

SWIM went outside and looked at squirrels for like ... an hour once.

by sho9 May 11, 2011

Douche Wanderer

A Douche wanderer, or conversely stated, a wandering douche, is a specific type of d-bag that interjects to make a snide douchy comment that's most likely malicious, and, most importantly, this douche is often a complete stranger or not engrossed in the conversation.

I was skating yesterday and not landing many tricks when a douche wanderer approached me and remarked "nice moves" then walked away snidely laughing aloud.

by Ridiculon May 31, 2009

In-game wanderer

One who plays any type of video game, though mostly adventure games, with the only intention being exploring the worlds and taking in all the fake scenery, often while ignoring the in-game objectives or not taking them seriously. Usually a sure sign of boredom or at least a lack of interest in other nearby game choices.

When waiting for pizza, Alex always pops in a Zelda game and becomes an in-game wanderer.

by GaaraoftheDamned November 28, 2012

desert wanderer

when a guy after sex (or a wank) goes to the toilet and aims his dick at the water and then pisses everywhere except the water

went to the dunny at her parents house after stealth-fucking and missed the water. it was a total desert wanderer piss.

by ^^!$#@ October 7, 2019

Anime wanderer

A person that goes into the anime realm and is able to travel through anime worlds unnoticed

If I had one wish I’d be a Anime wanderer.

by Chenese. M December 7, 2020

Drug wanderer

Someone who is so fucked on drugs they have walked aimlessly miles away from where they took them,
most of the time being unaware of where they are going.

I saw one of those drug wanderers along the highway, he was so fucked on drugs.

by Troglodyte'd Azure Piece March 1, 2021