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Walmarted

When you go to Walmart for a few items and end up buying the whole store.
Joe Mama went to Walmart to buy q-tips, body wash and razors and walked out with three sets of clothes hangers, a fishing pole, an umbrella and a Subway foot-long but forgot the razors. He got Walmarted.
by Trigger Nappy February 13, 2020
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Walmarted

To purchase an item, use it, and then return it.
I walmarted a hammer so I could finish my project.
by sempd September 11, 2021
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People-of-WalMarted

The act of qualifying and being photographed for www.PeopleofWalmart.com whilst actually in a WalMart.
I just People-of-WalMarted that dude with the pink hot pants.

That dress she has on should be People-of-Walmarted.

OMG, I was taking a pic in WalMart of some dude and my belly was sticking out of my t-shirt and I almost People-of-Walmarted MYSELF!
by hersheymike January 23, 2010
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Walmart Waddle

That hilarious walk that overweight/obese walmart employees or department managers do when they're trying to walk from one area to another.
"Goddamn that department manager's got a walmart waddle."

"I watched the cashier do her walmart waddle into her spot."
by benis phuccboi March 28, 2017
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Walmart Raid

When a ethnic mother unleashes her crotch goblins into the local store we all know as Walmart.

They come like a swarm of locusts. Knocking over everything in the aisles for the underpaid child worker to clean up.

They often are shaped like a bowling ball and smell so foul that your bowels will begin to Rot.

It is best you take cover during these trying times.
Guy 1: I survived a Walmart Raid

Girl 1: OMG! That's so hot you are so tough!
by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023
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Walmart

A store where you can buy a shot gun, ammunition, a ski mask, a baseball bat, a meat cleaver and a chainsaw, but you can't buy a CD that has a "Parental Advisory" sticker.
The local 3-generation mom & pop store was run out of town by Walmart.
by Bill M. July 28, 2004
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Walmartized

cd's usually rap or hip-hop that have been censored to remove profanity or other objectionable material
Whenever I buy a cd I always make sure its got the parental warning label on it , I don't want anything thats been Walmartized
by Michael_Hunt June 14, 2008
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