Penis Walloper

Penis Walloper is another expression for wanking, jerking.

'Bet Johns been Penis Walloping' or 'look at that fucking penis walloper over there'

by spOOnbasher June 16, 2018

cock walloper

A person or situation that busts your balls or an interjection expressing such ball busting, such as when you lip out a four foot put or get your shit handed to you in Mario Kart.

"Quit with the fucking banana peels; you're being a cock walloper."

"Cock walloper! I can't believe I missed that!"

by joe stinkfinger February 4, 2009

Rod walloper

A man who “wallops his rod”

Did you hear the joke about the at rod walloper who his overwound self-winding watch?

by Naughty Daddy June 3, 2019

Fud Walloper

A fud walloper is a term used to discribe- usually a male who boasts about having a large penis and lots of women. the truth is he has not and has not got a girlfriend. even if he did he would not be able to get it up therfore unable to penetrate so has to wallop to stimulate the fud ( the female definition in scotland of a fanny,cunt,clit)

awe shut up ya fuckin fud walloper ye. youv'e nae chance o gettin a burd.

by zakonyerback April 21, 2009

Twat Walloper

Someone who you dislike, such as a douchebag. Good for any comeback.

Douchebag: Oh man, I'm so good I am surronded by hot chicks.
Normal human: Shut up twat walloper.

by Flash Magee November 15, 2009

muffin walloper

victorian slang for an unmarried woman who would meet up with her friends and gossip.

i shall not be taking word of a woman who such a muffin walloper

by thy common folk October 13, 2023

mud walloper

a mud walloper is a gay guy that stands in a shower with other gay guys that are jerking off on each other

pl. mud wallopers

The ad in the paper read - Mud wallopers wanted

by anonymous October 5, 2025