walking the dog

The act of self gratification through manual hand labor.

Sorry guys, I have to go home and walk the dog.

by joe January 19, 2004

Walking the dog

code word for masturbating when you don't want people around you to know what you ar e really talking about. i.e. parents and children

Bob: So, now that you and Cindy broke up, you have to start walking -the-dog huh?
Gary: Yeah... but ya' know .. I'll find a new girl soon.
Thier Mom: Boys....you shouldn't expect women to walk-your-dogs, that is something you should do yourself. I walk-the-dog twice a day. It is good for everyone

Gary: Yeah? Well look at that... good to know mom.. II'll start walking the dog as much as possible..

by laughsbylisa April 3, 2015

walk the dog

A poker tactic where you have a powerhouse hand and someone is betting into you. Instead of raising, you just let the other person do all the betting for you until the very end.

If I re-raise, he's just gonna fold. Better just walk the dog.

by henry73 September 16, 2005

Walk The Dog

Walk The Dog means to masturbate or wank off.

George: hold on man I have to walk the dog
Gus: ok

by packerskid2008 August 14, 2007

Walking the dog

v. To fuck your friend or coworkers wife on the down low while he sits at his desk doing your work for you

Hey Derek, thats cold as hell how you be walking the dog
on your boy like that.

by DKarnes May 21, 2008

walking the dog

The act of walking around with your penis hanging out of your pants

“Dude you know your dicks hanging out”

“Ya, I’m just walking the dog if I don’t tire him out now he’ll be up all night.”

by Alibaster Slim August 5, 2012

walking the dog

Spanking the monkey, beating off, wacking off, masterbation

I got caught walking the dog last night.

by Glen January 9, 2004