Penis Walloper

Penis Walloper is another expression for wanking, jerking.

'Bet Johns been Penis Walloping' or 'look at that fucking penis walloper over there'

by spOOnbasher June 16, 2018

wallopson

That one friend everyone has who no one really likes because they push you into walls also can mean a friend who you two fuck around alot

jim and i were walking and he pushed me in a wall and i shouted you fucking wallopson

by wolly October 23, 2013

Jennifer Walcott

A Playboy Playmate who is so fucking hot i can look at her forever.

have you seen Jennifer Walcott? Shes SOOO HOT!

by Easy-E June 11, 2006

walloper

Derived from the word wallop, which is onomatopoeia (a sound word) for an impact of some sort, it is a Scottish slang term for a penis, usually a large penis.

It is also used to refer to unpleasant people, much like dick, cock, prick and knob would be used in conversation.

"Jesus Christ, did ye see the size of that walloper he had on him?"

or

"He's a bleedin' walloper, and that's all there is to it!'

by Kraigy January 19, 2007

meaty wallop

A cross between a dickslap and a teabag, the victim is 'walloped' across the face with both cock and balls.

Liam was falling asleep so Miles gave him a meaty wallop.

by Jabba the Putt January 6, 2008

french wallop

The act of ejaculating on a baguette, inserting it into your partner's rectum using a roofing hammer, then shouting "Voilá" *chefs kiss*

Jacque: "I gave me sœur a French wallop last night, it was très magnifique!"

by Mintedmushypeas November 20, 2020

walloping

a severe malicious beating handed out by an enraged P-UNIT soldier.

If you see a street villian with a pink bandana around his face, chances are somebody has or is about to recieve a walloping.

by Sheik November 17, 2003