Wag

Wag is an Australian term that used to mean skip class when the surf was good and go surfing.

Now it just means to skip class.

Dylan's such a wagger! I don't know why he's still here!

Helen wagged to have a smoke behind the sports shed.

Why do you even wag? It's not like you do anything but sit around and smoke.

by alleypepe September 25, 2010

Wag

When you ring a friend on his cell phone, he sees it is you and rejects the call

"Man, I rang Brad and it cut off after two rings. He's totally wagged me."

"Dude, I can't believe you wagged me last night. I thought you had more respect."

by The_Trill_LV July 15, 2013

Wag

someone who simply tries too hard (usually mimicking others). However, the word can also be used in a joking semi friendly manner (with a possible subtle negative connotation).

"Hey Dick, stop being such a wag."

"Yo wag, what's doin?"

by AROCKM January 7, 2014

Wag

Lesser known synonym for the words: badonkadonk, booty, ass, etc.

A wag is the round, plump derriere of a female.

(girl walks by)

Boy #1: *stares open mouthed at the bottom of the passing girl*

Boy #2: OMG she got a wag.

by Bite the big apple July 14, 2010

Wag

Someone who thinks they are funny but their jokes are really lame.

What a wag! He thinks its funny when he says "Are we having fun yet?" I read that lame line on a t-shirt in 1983.

by Angry Shepherd December 28, 2005

Wag

Web Access Group. Created in the US Navy, This restricted internet system only allows certain people on at certain times.

Yo, who's waggin tonight? I need to check my myspace.

"I need to get my wag on"

by Kenny Burks January 4, 2008

Wagging

To ditch an event or school
"Hey Damo,what did you do on Tuesday?"
"I fucken wagged school because i'm a real Aussie cunt"
"Hey maybe you shouldn't wag school"
"HEY SHUT YOUR BLOODY MOUTH BEFORE I MAKE YOU.Wagging is what a true aussie does,unlike you Clancy"

"Wagging is what a dipshit bogan does because he hates school,and i'm a dipshit bogan that hates school"

by Wagging April 4, 2015