Waffling

The act of cutting a hole in a waffle then putting a penis through it and having vaginal,anal,or oral sex.
Last night i waffled emily by having vaginal sex through a waffle.Its called Waffling.
by Waffle Inc. July 27, 2009
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Waffling

wof-uh l- ing- verb.

Standing near the waffle maker in a cafeteria and hitting on a sex interest who is making a waffle. It is a fool-proof method because, no matter how annoying or unwanted you are, they have to be there for three minutes.
Johnny needs a date to the dance, so he's been waffling all morning.
by nataliekayt November 19, 2007
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I'm waffling myself now and a lot in general lately.
by Cooptastic November 17, 2015
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Waffling

When a guy tries to lure a female by shaking his penis and balls in a nice wiggling and wafting motion. The best waffle is usually achieve by shaking ones buttocks and allowing the front to follow.
After our date my poppet I’m going to waffle at you, maybe to some music for added appeal. I hope you enjoy my waffling
by Proper Wordisms July 05, 2019
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The greatest deed a human can commit
by Waffling God January 19, 2020
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Waffling

Stomping on an opposing player during a football game.
Albert Haynesworth got in trouble with the NFL for waffling Andre Gurode.
by Annonymous7 July 06, 2009
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waffling

Excessive talking, sometimes to the point where it gets boring and drags on for way too long, aka rambling.
It's a slang word used in Britain, but mainly in London or other parts of England by roadmen / younger generations.
"Bro my Psychology teacher is so boring, they're always waffling about nonsense that has nothing to do with the lesson."
"I definitely failed that History test, I just waffled tbh."
"That Biology question was so long and irrelevant, there was so much waffle in it I barely knew what they were asking me to do."
by lenglengmandem February 11, 2021
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