wafflestomp

the female version of cockblocking

"Kelly kept HANGING AROUND when I was flirting with Mike, she was even jumping into our conversation! Like, hello, quit wafflestomping. You're a third wheel."

by samlover316 January 23, 2012

Wafflestomp

The act of curb stomping someone (someone considered a piece of shit) over a storm drain

“Yo dude, I heard Timmy got jumped! I heard they have him a Wafflestomp

by Goober23891 July 3, 2025

Wafflestomp queef

The squelch or queef noise one hears when attempting to stomp a stubborn shower turd down the drain.

It’s 2020 mate, I’ve ran out of dunny roll and Aldi catalogs are slicing my arse open! looks like it’s Time for the o’l tub turd or the waffle-stomp! My wafflestomp QUEEFED brah!

by ThePenguinHitsA6 March 28, 2020

Cleveland Wafflestomp

To give one a cleaveland steamer and proceed to stomp on it.

"Nothing is worse than cleaning up after a cleveland wafflestomp

by ( * ) August 1, 2017

National WaffleStomp Day

The day in which all wafflestompers are celebrated without prejudice

You hear Shannon is celebrating national wafflestomp day

What’s that?
It’s for all those who poo in the shower then stomp it down the drain, you know a wafflestomp

by T Flegs February 28, 2024

waffle stomp

to defecate in the shower and then proceed to try to stomp it down the drain with your foot

In a hurry to cover up the evidence, she waffle stomped.

by Leia Nelson May 21, 2005

waffle stomp

When you take a shit in the shower, and stomp it down the drain with your foot.

If I get drunk enough tonight, I'm gonna use it as an excuse to waffle stomp my ex's shower. Fuck her house party!

by Smooth Buns 69 January 15, 2014